I spend $400 on a video editing program and this is what I do with it. Money well spent.
OR BETTER YET, SINCE THE ARMORS CHANGE DEPENDING ON WHO YOU PUT IT ON, WHAT IF EVERY UGLY ARMOR YOU PUT ON HER INSTANTLY BECAME 4645% MORE FASHIONABLE
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.